khaleesi

lanadiaries:

englishable:
southernsideofme:
Super Dad
Conclusion: human evolution has always depended in part upon some unassuming father’s ability to literally backflip his child out of the jaws of death.
this video is wild

hickey-prince:

That “give me hickeys where only I can see them uwu” shit is dumb dissapoint my mom or it didn’t happen

xhoe:

weloveshortvideos:
Pug in his new jammies
fantastic

jamaicanbulma:

hellyesbro:
Yall out here rollin up looking like motherboard
I can’t even tell y’all how hard I laughed…
Originally posted by jii-tii-sii

positive-memes:

Happy dad

clingywrap:

i’m losing my fucking mind

theorginalmiddlechild:

helenas-hood:
Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”
Soda just spewed out my nose

killuo:

solongstarbird:
taiyaqi:
ahegado:
tag your superbowl spoilers
Tom Brady dies
He was ruthlessly murdered by the corporate machine
Y'ALL

starkstony:

“Bury me in the ocean, with the rest of my ancestors who jumped ship because they knew death was better than bondage.”